How to Survive from Nine to Five
A Tiny Guide
1) Right before work, don’t listen to music. If you do, a
song will get stuck in your head and
you will go crazy.
2) Stay jacked! Caffeine is your best friend during long work hours. Whether in coffee, pop, or shot form, take it. Often.
2) Stay jacked! Caffeine is your best friend during long work hours. Whether in coffee, pop, or shot form, take it. Often.
3) Think about the weekend (or your birthday –whichever comes first). Weekends (and birthdays) are fun, and will undoubtedly distract you.
4) Doodle frequently.
5) Keep drinking water. Water makes pee. Pee means bathroom trips. Bathroom trips mean mini vacations!
6) Never look at the clock.
7) Pretend you love doing whatever it is you're doing.
8) Write self-help lists on Post-it notes.
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